I got taggededed and then the other one I just stole from people >> You know who you arrrrrrre ^p^


Dear XKimmaiX (onoez! I sowwys Kimmai /.\ ) :


I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it When your dog ran amok In women's clothing and I saw you Knock out My father. I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning The pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep Your photo as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
pickleddragoneyes.


RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):


I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-.


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

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ANNNNNND! This one!



Personality Disorder Tag

SCHIZOTYPAL
[x] I have had experiences with the supernatural.
[ ] I have little interest in getting to know other people.
[ ] People sometimes find it hard to understand what I am saying.
[ ] I think other people are out to get me.
[ ] I am aware that people notice me whenever I go out in public.
[ ] I prefer to keep to myself.
[x] I have odd ways of thinking.
[x] I have trouble concentrating for long periods of time.
TOTAL: 3

PARANOID
[x] People have to earn my trust.
[x] I am overly confident in my own knowledge and abilities.
[x] I'm always searching for hidden meanings in things.
[ ] I am quick to challenge the loyalty of friends and loved ones.
[ ] People find me cold and distant.
[ ] I always blame other people for my mistakes.
[ ] I carry grudges against people.
[x] I have trouble with setbacks.
TOTAL: 4

SCHIZOID
[ ] I avoid relationships.
[ ] I rarely show emotion.
[ ] I prefer to be alone.
[ ] I do not need attention or acceptance.
[ ] People rarely find me funny or I have trouble finding humor in things.
[x] I have been called a loner.
[ ] I have weak social skills.
[ ] I have difficulty expressing anger.
TOTAL: 1

ANTISOCIAL
[ ] I have been arrested or have done something that could get me arrested.
[ ] I believe that people who get taken advantage of are weak and deserve to be used.
[ ] I lie a lot.
[ ] I have been caught stealing or I have stolen more than three things in my life.
[ ] I do things without thinking of the consequences.
[x] Sometimes I can be aggressive.
[ ] I am more concerned with my needs than other people's needs.
[ ] I don't care how others feel or I have no empathy.
TOTAL: 1

BORDERLINE
[ ] My moods change a lot.
[x] I have very low self esteem.
[ ] Sometimes I have trouble controlling my anger.
[ ] I have hurt myself or I still am hurting myself.
[x] I have attempted suicide or still have constant thoughts of suicide.
[ ] I think that someone is either all good or all bad, there is no in between.
[ ] I have unstable relationships.
[ ] I am often depressed.
TOTAL: 2

HISTRIONIC
[x] I am constantly seeking attention.
[x] I like being the center of attention.
[ ] I often find myself interrupting people so that I am in control of the conversation.
[x] I secretly love compliments and praise.
[ ] I have/ still do dress provocatively or oddly for attention.
[ ] I exaggerate things to seek for attention.
[ ] I believe that everyone loves me.
[x] I can sometimes be manipulative.
TOTAL: 4 hmmm....

NARCISSISTIC
[ ] It's all about me.
[ ] I expect others to see me as superior.
[x] I am very picky about who I am friends with.
[ ] Not everyone is worthy enough to be my friend.
[x] I usually make good first impressions.
[ ] I have trouble keeping long-lasting friendships/relationships.
[ ] I like taking advantage of people.
[ ] I have fantasies of being famous, powerful, or beautiful.
TOTAL: 2

AVOIDANT
[ ] I am anxious in social situations.
[x] I sometimes avoid situations where I have to interact with people.
[x] I'm afraid of rejection.
[x] I'm afraid of embarrassing myself in front of others.
[ ] I tend to find all the bad things about trying out new things in order to avoid them.
[x] I create fantasy worlds that I like to go to.
[ ] I want to be popular and have lots of friends, but I feel like I am unable to do this.
[ ] People see me as unfriendly and withdrawn.
TOTAL: 4 ... interresting...

DEPENDANT
[ ] I'd rather live my whole life with someone taking care of me.
[ ] I can't make it on my own.
[ ] I tend to cling to people and fear losing them.
[ ] Whenever I fear I may lose someone or I have lost someone, I may become suicidal.
[ ] I let others make decisions for me.
[ ] I tend to jump from relationship to relationship.
[ ] I would remain in an abusive relationship.
[x (depending on what's being criticized)] I am deeply hurt by the smallest bit of criticism.
TOTAL: 1

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE
[ ] I like things to be perfect and in order.
[ ] I have to do everything the "right" way or my way.
[x (Myself)] I set high standards for myself and others.
[ ] I am very critical of other people.
[x] I'm afraid of making mistakes.
[ ] I am not very generous when it comes to my time or money.
[ ] I think rules are meant to be followed.
[ ] I am very devoted to work.
TOTAL: 2

Soo.. I'm HIstronic, Avoidant and Paranoid >> wow... XD